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What would you like for Christmas?(self)
10 commentsbyJasonCarswell

As Canada's best-looking Santa, in my experience I've found there are often awkward silence moments to easily smooth over with go-to jokes, lines, questions, and so much commonly known Santa lore.

What would you like for Christmas?

My prayers for World Peace™ have not yet been answered, perhaps because I'm an atheist and I don't pray. Regardless, I may still hope (without expectations as they may disappoint), think globally, and, most importantly, take action locally - to resist the corrupt matrix of rigged systems managed by the vile ruling class.

Perhaps I'm sick and twisted, but my Christmas dreams came true when SaidIt.net finally died and the good folks (non-asstrolls) of SaidIt migrated to the Greatest Of All Time, GOATMatrix.net. For this I'm Grateful Dead SaidIt is history and we can move on and keep improving.

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[-]x0x72(+2|0)

I want a wok.

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[-]JasonCarswell1(+1|0)

At Burning Man we used to say "Rock out with your cock out!"

However, especially when cooking with oil, "Do not wok out with your cock out."

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[-]HiddenFox2(+2|0)

I selected other because I want a time machine to go back to the 80s/90s. Things were much better back then.

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[-]JasonCarswell1(+1|0)

Added.

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[-]mittens1(+1|0)

I want to troll career ambassadors.

Like the career-minded classical type of ambassador. The one that commits to wintering in Algeria with summers on the trail. Red eyes, delayed flights, empty homes with mysterious boxes of cereal opened.

They have for much too long perpetuated an illusion of global exchange, and I think it's nigh time that they choose - for once and for all - which federal jurisdiction they truly wish to reside in.

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[-]JasonCarswell1(+1|0)

Mike Huckabee, Ambassador to Israel, is already a Zionist troll.
More like, goyim bitch who sucks dicks for Israel.

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[-]JasonCarswell1(+1|0)

My alphabetical list got randomized!

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[-]x0x71(+1|0)

Ah yes. It sorts by score. And within the same score it randomizes to give everything an equal shot since people are more likely to vote on the first things they see.

Otherwise we'd be watching this every week.

But I have a question tied to my own curiosity. Did you use the inline poll creator or did you use the poll form? I'm just curious which has caught on.

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[-]JasonCarswell2(+2|0)

It might be worth somehow marking the difference in poll usage to analyze the results over time for whatever reason(s).

You recently posted a tiny update and I copied that. I wouldn't say it caught on, so much as it was there and I felt inspired.

Yesterday a little girl wanted a rainbow for Christmas. Her parents seemed more than perplexed. I suggested a prism, other science stuff, a box of crayons, Dark Side Of The Moon, etc. Not actually that difficult if you think outside their box.

Whether parents or I, Santa, asked what kids would want from Santa for Christmas, at least a quarter if not a third were dumbstruck like they'd never heard the question before. Rather than force the awkwardness, I'd usually joke and say I want World Peace and go on about how it's a big ask to request that people just be kind and good, sometimes going into how we all make mistakes but try try again, and all that. It was a chance to wax poetic and flex majestic to make things a little more fun and interesting.

I'm encouraged that Lego was by far the number one request from both sexes, though IMO Lego is not what it used to be and seems to not need the imagination nor engineering it once did.

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