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"Rydia's a problem and must be removed"(self)
2 commentsbyLarrySwinger

Imagine a Final Fantasy IV fan-fic centered around Rydia. She breaks up relationships through licentiousness, gets cast out, then joins a witch's sabbath. However, there are trust issues between them and she needs to prove herself. What do you think of this idea? Anyone want to write it collaboratively? Also, it must contain the line "Rydia's a problem and must be removed" at one point.

@x0x7

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[-]x0x71(+1|0)

I actually never played Final Fantasy. What is she going to do to impress the witches? Sounds like a vehicle for one of those over sexualized fan fictions.

She lifts up her skirt and reveals a meat scepter.

One of the witches says "Rydia's a problem and must be removed." They begin to push her out of the room violently and in the struggle one of the witches accidentally grabs Rydia's unexpected endowment. She feels an immediate flood of power as she wields it. She says, "Wait!" In a stern voice, "She can stay." All the other immediately agree. One of the witches lets slip out a loud, "UWU," also in a stern voice.

The rest is for someone else to write.

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[-]LarrySwinger0(0|0)

Oh yeah by witch's sabbath I simply meant a coven. That's a funny write-up I'll continue.

Even though they all want her to stay, they want her to learn from her mistake (of hiding her endowment) so they give her an ultimatum: she has to take over a blindfold and then another witch will cast some offensive magic spells on her, but she doesn't know when it's coming. Could be a minute, could be an hour. "Please!" she begs, her excuse being that she identifies as a woman and thus felt it was okay to hide her endowment, but the other witches collectively shake their heads. "You must take it, or you must leave it, such is your dilemna." She accepts.

@JasonCarswell

I've an idea: at the end you pass it on to someone else. (It'd be good if we knew who's interested in partaking and whomst've not so this is a good example of a use for ping groups @Neol. In this instance I could notify !writers.)

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